i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
(Source: tapdancers, via muc-lovin)
I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
(via sharonosbourne)
My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them
(Source: ignitionremix, via flameking)
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
(via 1500hp)
why do bad movies happen to good actors
(via jesuschristvevo)
haha when you pause your music and you hear your grandmother say “I was looking into buying some vibrating clamps”
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
(via skypestripper)
hey yo
be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
(via skypestripper)
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
(via preppyloser)
